What to do with my gf who has tiny boobs and flat butt?
I’m really attached so don’t tell me to break up with her. I was most attracted to her cute face and slim figure and I think that is why I became so close to her. But after I had sex with her, I was highly disappointed. The sex was not really that good. She has really small boobs and super flat butt. I think I have a bigger butt than her. So what should I do with her? Should I tell her to get a boob job or something?
November 28th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Get her to gain weight.
November 28th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
dump her
November 28th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
WOW, you are the dictionary definition of an a$$h0l3. Thanks for making men look bad you jerk.
I hope she finds out you wrote this so she really knows how you feel about her.
November 29th, 2010 at 12:37 am
I wouldn’t worry about it. You’ll be dumped soon enough for being a lousy lay, or did you think you’re the only one in bed? Silly question; of course you did, it’s what you’re used to.
@Pandora: I know because it’s written on the wall of every ladies’room in every rest stop on the Turnpike – but I’m not gonna tell you WHICH Turnpike and I’m not gonna tell you who wrote it there . . .
November 29th, 2010 at 1:22 am
Oh my gosh…..
thats a tough decision.
because well… i dont wanna say sex is everything but u will have to
think about that one- really good. do u like her for who she is?
i mean entirely.
hm. dont let that get on your way. try different sex positions when u do it. dont dump her because of that. if u are gonna be that way then thats messed up
November 29th, 2010 at 2:19 am
You may not want to hear it, but you should consider continuing the relationship. You say you’re attached to her, but if you’re highly disappointed by the sex then you need to consider what matters more to you.
It’s not fair to her for you to ask her to get surgeries to change her body because you’re unhappy with it. Sex is a large part of a relationship, and though nobody likes to talk about it, good sex is integral to a healthy relationship. You may like her personality, but if you’re going to be constantly disappointed with her physical attributes, you need to give it a lot of thought.
Getting better at sex can always come with practice, and you can still have a lot of fun with small boobs. But she may like the way she looks, and for you to convince her to change herself for only your sexual pleasure is a big no-no.
good luck.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:09 am
well, no one is perfect.
i’m sure there are things about you, she doesn’t like.
her body may not look like megan fox, but if she has a cute personality & you like her..then what is the problem?
November 29th, 2010 at 3:22 am
No, you should dump her. If my boyfriend didn’t like me because my boobs weren’t big enough, I would want him to just dump me.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:12 am
Its not her fault she is like that ok , so you might as well accept and live with it . She can gain weight but that is probably not going to work out well . And breast implants are expensive and also not that safe .
November 29th, 2010 at 5:00 am
wow…a lot of women attacked you and I thought you were being honest in a respectful way….the one made me laugh who assumes YOU must be bad in bed. lol….no over reacting there!
You have the same rights as women – if you aren’t attracted you don’t have to settle for it….women do it all the time to men.
November 29th, 2010 at 5:46 am
You should give her to me. I like bigger boobs too, but for me it would not be deal breaker in a relationship. When she has sex with me, it will be good, because I will make sure she is pleased, and her enjoyment will enhance my enjoyment of it.
November 29th, 2010 at 6:15 am
If you’re attached to her as you say – then deal with it.
November 29th, 2010 at 6:57 am
Deciding factor…
Oral:
How often does she give it?
Does it randomly do it as a surprise?
Does she complain about doing it?
And is she good at it/willing to take direction to do it better?
If it’s:
Often
Yes
No
Yes
… then she’s a keeper.
Side note: Implants are NEVER the answer. Yuck.
November 29th, 2010 at 7:33 am
You sound very superficial and only interested in what she looks like so to avoid hurting her feelings (which i’m sure you will in the future with your attitude to women), go and find someone else who measures up. Your current g/f deserves better than you.
November 29th, 2010 at 7:41 am
*sigh* Cake and eat it too, huh?
There are men who want T&A women but cannot accept that even with strict dieting there will be more T&A with age…
Men who want slender women then complain that they don’t have the curves (T&A) that come with having a bit more body fat.
Please love your girlfriend for who and what she is and have more sex with her for love and practice.
Stop trying to “create” the woman inside your head.
But, sadly, you will most likely just quit her eventually and find a too slutty woman who is very thin and willing to get butt and boob implants….
Sad, sad, sad…so many men are sooooooooo shallow. (shakes head)
November 29th, 2010 at 8:39 am
You are the epitome of an ass. Any man who thinks they have a right to criticize a woman for having small boobs better be hung like a horse, and usually they are not! which might be the case with you so hopefully she dumps your large ass
November 29th, 2010 at 9:32 am
you’re a dick if you’re gonna break up with her. it’s not her fault and you should love her just as much as if she had a better body. you give guys a bad name if you’re gonna break up with her because of that. if she’s comfortable with her body, then don’t tell her to get implants
November 29th, 2010 at 9:43 am
I wonder how baba yaga knows you’re a lousy lay…..
@ baba Yaga – Ok so he’s the only Willis around that area, he’s used to being alone in bed and yet its written in every ladies room on the Turnpike that he’s a lousy lay?
Right that makes sense
November 29th, 2010 at 9:45 am
shame on you fat ass!i hope karma bites it.
November 29th, 2010 at 10:44 am
If you really love her, than that shouldn’t matter. The only solution I can think of is to break up with her if you don’t find her physically attractive to the point the sex isn’t good for you. You can’t tell her to get a boob and, butt job unless she wants to. That’s her decision to make.
November 29th, 2010 at 11:06 am
how about you do something it might be crazy but try accepting her for who she is. and if who she is doesn’t met your ideal women then your barking up the wrong tree.
November 29th, 2010 at 11:44 am
give it a couple years… she’ll fill out.
November 29th, 2010 at 11:49 am
give her mcdonalds more often and buy her a some kinda sexy striptease instructional/workout video and *explicit*…”‘doggie style”, riding…..”.ummm dancing….gym workouts to target areas….this is more hips and butt….if the top half isnt just like a nipple lost/sunk into her ribcage then you should just deal with that especially if you like her and she has an attractive face…
boob jobs are expensive but a lotta chicks would be down for them if guys helped them pay for them.
November 29th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Don’t listen to all the feminazis responding to this question. They’ve done the same to men in their lives, and you have the same right. If you’re attached, see if things work out. People can get better at sex and develop more attractive bodies. Also consider that there’s nothing keeping you with her besides your own feelings. YOU are YOU. Do what makes you happy, man.
November 29th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Well you could offer to pay for a boob job and booty implants. But you must get a vibe from her. Have she ever gave you a clue or showed insecurities about her physical appearance, maybe mention she wished she had lager breast. If you can afford and with out offending her bring it up over dinner, not before or after sex. Hey only bring this up it you know for sure you are not going to hurt her feelings. If you loved her then, you should love her now.
Good luck hope she doesn’t dump you.
November 29th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Inflate her with breasts augmentation and a silicone a**es. Best place to go is in California. Just tell the doctor to do a good job on her so there will be no deflation accident to occur.
November 29th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
It is very unusual that a guy doesn’t like everything about his girlfriend…
Either you are trolling here – or perhaps you have some fixed idea in your brain about how everything should be. Or you don’t really like her as well as you thought. That’s fair enough – happens all the time.
But if you do, then kick that preconceived idea out, and give her breasts what they need in terms of affection, then I am sure you will find them most generous ;o)
Whether you want to attain the ultimate bliss with her, or you want to let someone else have her, I am certainly going to kick your @ss completely flat if you even mention silicone to her!!!
It is so important that a girl like her becomes truly happy and comfortable about her bodily appearance. I you are not sincere about her, then it is not a question of what answers you would like to hear. Then you HAVE to make yourself scarce in a civilized manner asap.
If you sincerely love her, you can turn her breasts into the most happy, humming, brimming beauties by your love. What if she just had a hard time letting go, exactly because she was afraid to disappoint you?
November 29th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
i am awesome
i am petite
i have a cute face
i have small breasts
and a flatt butt
i am super hot
and i know exactly how to use all the equipment G-d gave me to its full extent
and i would never make time for a loser like you
any one who would have surgery to please a jerk like you is stupid and has no self esteem
tell her that she is lousy in bed
and her breasts are too small
and her butt is too flat
and hopefully she will tell you to eat worms and die
and i bet you spend the rest of your life and don’t find another gf as nice as her.
November 29th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
DO NOT tell her to get a boob job !
I repeat: DO NOT tell her to get a boob job.
One of the worst thing to kill a girl’s self-esteem.
Get her to gain weight, like cook for her so she won’t be able to say no, go to fast food restaurants, && stuff.
Unless you only want her to be slim/skinny. In that case, you’re gonna have to accept her the wya she is. && if you can’t do that, just think about this: will you be able to live with her for a long time, or are you likely to be tempted to “try it” with a girl who has more… generous… curves?
If the answer to the second part of the question is “yes”, then you might need to rethink about your couple && your future with her..
Hope this helped ! Good Luck !
November 29th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Do NOT tell her to get a boob job. My ex told me to get a boob job and I got furious. Give her some sees candy so she’ll gain weight 😀
November 29th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Sex is like anything: the more you practice, the better it gets.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Dude, I don’t want to be mean but I’m going to try to play Devil’s Advocate here. You may want to consider that the bad sex may not be all her fault. Maybe you’re not that good either. Maybe you are lacking something in appearance that keeps her from going crazy in the bedroom. Or maybe she senses you’re not that into her body. If I were with someone who seemed disinterested in me, I don’t think I’d be that excited to have sex with them either.
As for the boobs, let me ask you this. Would you go to a plastic surgeon and get 3 or 4 extra inches packed onto the end of your rod if she asked you to? Regardless, how would you feel if she asked you to. If her lack of a chest is that unappealing then I think you have some thinking to do. Maybe she’s not the girl for you. It’s not fair to her either. Maybe you’re better off with a girl who fulfills you less emotionally but has the body you like. Trust me, though, the good sex never lasts in those types of relationships.
If you do part ways with her, send her my way. The tinier the better, my friend.
March 4th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
lmfap hahaha well u choose her no how have to keep her you stupid lol its no big deal
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